Gleeful Sherlockian

Hawkeye, Hawkeye, Hawkeye.

☞ requested by thebeaver

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caterfree10:

agrotera-thanatos:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

HE  QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THEQUICKROFOXJUMSOVERTHELXZYDOG

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG 

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generallyfurious:

#because sexist assholes need to shut the fuck up #i am tired of seeing these graphs that say girls only liked the movie for certain actors #because that shit is fucked up and not okay in any way

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But the first gif: He turns around to find Cas there and he looks into Castiel’s eyes and then his eyes flicker down to Castiel’s lips a couple of times, then says “Cas”, and then all but tears his eyes away from his lips and looks at an area just next to Castiel’s face.

Second gif: Refuses to let himself look directly at Castiel. Gulps, takes a deep breath (like ‘ok calm down but he’s so pretty no he’s not don’t look at him). “We’ve talked about this”. Looks back at Castiel and gulps again.

Third gif: Glances at Castiel’s lips again, letting his gaze continue going down so’s he’s like ‘I’m staring at your tie not your lips cos I’m totally hetero’. Gulps. His eyes close. “Personal space”. Looks back at his lips for the rest of the gif. His eyebrows screw up. ‘Wait, I want him further away from me? Really?’

Final gif: He looks into Castiel’s eyes again, then looks back at his lips as Cas says “My apologies”. Cas moves away, his entire face screams ‘relief’. He turns away from the spot Castiel used to stand.

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yeratimelordmari:

bitemeearthgirl:

thendonteatwaffles:

what a gracious ass shot.

Yes please thank you <3

I JUST REALLY LOVE STEVE’S ASS OKAY?!?!?

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brettfacing:

vernalized:

komute:

ah

Is this what cardiac arrest feels like holy shit

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pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

• draw pentagram
• sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

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experimentallycanthropy:

 #based on sherlock fandom’s reaction i’m envisioning this ringing through the streets of london #’AMERICAN SHERLOCK USES GOOGLE’ #people in every home exclaim ‘GOOGLE DID YOU SAY???’ #a man drinking his tea breaks his cup #a pageboy darting through the streets reaches a guard at the palace and nervously whispers the news in his ear #the guard gasps ‘oh mate the queen ain’t gonna like this’ #a couple of handlers argue outside the queen mother’s chambers #’we simply cannot inform her of this disaster’ #’my god brookes she has a right to know FOR ENGLAND’ #brookes takes a deep breath and enters #moments later a blood-curdling scream can be heard in every room of the palace #it reaches outside and ascends to outer space where it cracks a satellite 

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